{"id":51713,"date":"2019-07-25T10:34:43","date_gmt":"2019-07-25T14:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.genealogybank.com\/?p=51713"},"modified":"2019-07-26T08:40:32","modified_gmt":"2019-07-26T12:40:32","slug":"kin-jokes-for-genealogists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/kin-jokes-for-genealogists.html","title":{"rendered":"Kin Jokes for Genealogists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Introduction<\/em><\/strong><em>: In this article, Mary Harrell-Sesniak looks through old newspapers to find jokes our ancestors told about kin. Mary is a genealogist, author and editor with a strong technology background.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Judging from how many kin jokes I find in old newspapers, such as GenealogyBank\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/explore\/newspapers\/all?utm_source=social&utm_medium=blog&utm_campaign=SM_Blog_txtlnk_2014_00&s_referrer=social&s_siteloc=blog&s_trackval=SM_Blog_txtlnk_2014_00&kbid=69919&pq=1&prebuy=no&intver=&CCPRODCODE=\">Historical Newspaper Archives<\/a>, I am quite certain my forebears were humorists in kin-dred spirit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kin Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I mean, who else sat around and came up with jokes like these? I\u2019ve actually got a lot more that will show up in later posts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-kin-jokes.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-51717\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-kin-jokes.png\" alt=\"A graphic showing jokes about kin\" width=\"849\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-kin-jokes.png 849w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-kin-jokes-300x153.png 300w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-kin-jokes-768x392.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 849px) 100vw, 849px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Is the text in this graphic too small for you to read? If so, use your browser\u2019s zoom feature to enlarge it. Or, for your convenience, I\u2019ve reprinted these kin jokes at the end of this article.)<\/p>\n<p>And not only that, if DNA-testing scientists can determine the likelihood that someone has straight or curly hair, or whether or not someone prefers chocolate over vanilla, it\u2019s only a matter of time before they prove that family historians really did inherit a genealogy gene!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-genealogy-gene-cartoon.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-51723\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-genealogy-gene-cartoon.png\" alt=\"A cartoon about a &quot;genealogy gene&quot;\" width=\"663\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-genealogy-gene-cartoon.png 663w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0725-2019-genealogy-gene-cartoon-300x219.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 663px) 100vw, 663px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, in that \u201cspirit\u201d I present a few kin jokes to brighten your day.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q:<\/strong> What kin is that child to its own father, who is not its father\u2019s own son? (1844)<\/li>\n<li><strong>A:<\/strong> A daughter!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>From 1888, I found these two jokes which appeared over and over in later years.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q:<\/strong> What kin is the door mat to the door?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A:<\/strong> A step father (step further).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q:<\/strong> What sticketh closer than a brother?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A:<\/strong> A postage stamp, by gum.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Facetious Statements<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I found one-liners in the old newspapers:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you can\u2019t be ideal in any other way, be an ideal poor kin. (1910)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Almost all rich people imagine they would enjoy helping their poor kin \u2013 if they haven\u2019t any. (1913)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Kin Query<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While researching kin jokes, I came across a query that inspired this blog article. It came from a cute question in 1909 to society columnist Miss Libbey of the <em>San Francisco Chronicle<\/em>.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q:<\/strong> Dear Miss Libbey: What kin am I to my half-brother\u2019s wife\u2019s brother? What kin is he to me? Would it be proper for the girl to send the first mail, or not? Is it proper for the game \u201cwink\u201d to be played at an evening party? M. A. W.<\/li>\n<li><strong>A:<\/strong> The fellow would be no relation to you whatever.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On that note, I\u2019m as confused as Miss Libbey is about the game of wink, but it certainly teases the imagination, doesn\u2019t it!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_51729\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-51729\" style=\"width: 682px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/doc\/newspapers\/image\/v2%3A142051F45F422A02%40GB3NEWS-14E3D40EF17DE519%402419835-14E3C73E2FC4CE15%4021-14E3C73E2FC4CE15\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-51729\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/san-francisco-chronicle-newspaper-0308-1913-miss-libbey.png\" alt=\"A &quot;Miss Libbey&quot; advice column, San Francisco Chronicle newspaper article 8 March 1913\" width=\"682\" height=\"615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/san-francisco-chronicle-newspaper-0308-1913-miss-libbey.png 682w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/san-francisco-chronicle-newspaper-0308-1913-miss-libbey-300x271.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-51729\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">San Francisco Chronicle (San Francisco, California), 8 March 1913, page 22<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Unfortunately, the query was only signed by initials, but that is a reminder for all family historians with kin in California or nearby to check if they had an unmarried ancestor with the initials M. A. W. who might have submitted it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kin Jokes from the Graphic Above<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>What kind of kin rules others?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>The king-g, of course!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>What kind of kin rules a king?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>Silly, only a queen can rule a king.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>What kind of kin is better than others?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>The kin-der ones.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>Where do genealogists read the most books?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>On their kin-dles!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>What is a fun drink to serve at family reunions?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>Kin and tonic.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>What dessert is most common at a family reunion?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>Pump-kin pie.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Q: <\/strong>Who is most likely to be named the black sheep of the family reunion?<\/li>\n<li><strong>A: <\/strong>The country bump-kin!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Related Articles:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.genealogybank.com\/genealogy-humor-unusual-funny-names-of-people.html\">Genealogy Humor: Unusual &amp; Funny Names of People<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.genealogybank.com\/genealogy-humor-unusual-funny-names-of-people-part-ii.html\">Genealogy Humor: Unusual &amp; Funny Names of People (Part II)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.genealogybank.com\/curious-funny-epitaphs-of-famous-people-the-not-so-famous.html\">Curious &amp; Funny Epitaphs of Famous People &amp; the Not-So-Famous<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this article, Mary Harrell-Sesniak looks through old newspapers to find jokes our ancestors told about kin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":51741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12641],"tags":[12,5322,2020],"class_list":["post-51713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor-sayings","tag-genealogy","tag-humor","tag-newspaper-archives"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/illustration-0111-2017-featured-graphic-laughing-lady.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51713\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}