{"id":5943,"date":"2014-01-22T17:05:30","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T17:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.genealogybank.com\/?p=5943"},"modified":"2022-04-15T13:25:43","modified_gmt":"2022-04-15T17:25:43","slug":"genealogy-humor-101-funny-quotes-sayings-for-genealogists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/genealogy-humor-101-funny-quotes-sayings-for-genealogists.html","title":{"rendered":"Genealogy Humor: 101 Funny Quotes &#038; Sayings for Genealogists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Introduction<\/em><\/strong><em>: In this article, Mary\u00a0Harrell-Sesniak presents 101 of the funniest, quirkiest, or most touching sayings about genealogy that she\u2019s encountered in her career as a family historian. Mary is a genealogist, author and editor with a strong technology background.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>One thing I\u2019ve noticed is that family historians have great senses of humor\u2014and often come up with funny genealogy sayings.<\/p>\n<p>So I searched high and low, and came up with my top list of 101 funny genealogy sayings. Most are similar to others that are displayed without attribution, so I\u2019ve taken a few liberties in compiling what I consider the most humorous versions!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5944\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5944\" style=\"width: 243px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/genealogybank\/genealogy-humor-funnies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5944\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-pinterest-genealogy-humor\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-pinterest-genealogy-humor.png\" alt=\"a screenshot of GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cGenealogy Humor\u201d Pinterest board\" width=\"243\" height=\"248\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cGenealogy Humor\u201d Pinterest board<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If I\u2019ve omitted any funny genealogy quotes, be sure to add your personal favorites in the comments section so that we can all have a few more chuckles.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny Family Tree Sayings<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you shake your family tree, watch for the nuts to fall.<\/li>\n<li>Some family trees have more sap than others (and mine certainly has more than its fair share).<\/li>\n<li>Genealogists never fade away; they just lose their roots.<\/li>\n<li>If you don\u2019t tend your roots, the tree may wither away.<\/li>\n<li>Family tree research is one giant step backwards and one giant step forward\u2014usually at the same time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-shake-family-tree-nuts.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5945\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-shake-family-tree-nuts\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-shake-family-tree-nuts.png\" alt=\"Genealogy saying: &quot;If you shake your family tree, watch for the nuts to fall.&quot;\" width=\"340\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-shake-family-tree-nuts.png 340w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-shake-family-tree-nuts-300x127.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny Genealogy Quotes &amp; Definitions <\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Family history is all about recording \u201chis story &amp; her story.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Definition of mythology: genealogy without documentation.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy is all about chasing your own tale.<\/li>\n<li>Famous quote that applies (all too often) to questionable genealogy: \u201cGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.\u201d \u2014Mark Twain<\/li>\n<li>\u201cJust the facts, Ma\u2019am.\u201d \u2014(commonly, but incorrectly) attributed to Joe Friday of the TV show <em>Dragnet<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cGenealogy: An account of one\u2019s descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.\u201d \u2014Ambrose Bierce<\/li>\n<li>Genealogists are time travelers.<\/li>\n<li>A great genealogist is a time unraveler.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy: In the end, it\u2019s all relative.<\/li>\n<li>A genealogist is someone who knows that all grandparents are great grandparents!<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy is sometimes about proving that bad family traits came from the other side of the tree!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-chasing-tale.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5946\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-genealogy-chasing-tale\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-chasing-tale.png\" alt=\"Genealogy saying: &quot;Genealogy is all about chasing your own tale.&quot;\" width=\"341\" height=\"137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-chasing-tale.png 341w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-chasing-tale-300x120.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Funny Sayings about Cousins &amp; Other Relatives<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Can a first cousin once removed be returned?<\/li>\n<li>A cousin a day keeps the boredom away.<\/li>\n<li>A great party is when everyone joins in the gene pool.<\/li>\n<li>An inlaw is someone who has married into your family; an outlaw is an inlaw who resists letting you do their genealogy!<\/li>\n<li>If your family members won\u2019t talk about a particular relative, a seasoned genealogist knows they are keeping mum about something very interesting.<\/li>\n<li>Moment of Truth for a genealogist: discovering you are your own cousin.<\/li>\n<li>If you don\u2019t know who the family black sheep is, it\u2019s probably you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Humorous Genealogy Quotes for Signs, Bumper Stickers and T-Shirts<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Do you know where your great grandparents are?<\/li>\n<li>After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be discarded or claimed by another family.<\/li>\n<li>So many ancestors; so little time.<\/li>\n<li>I brake for ancestors.<\/li>\n<li>I chase dead relatives.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m ancestrally challenged.<\/li>\n<li>Where there is a will, you\u2019ll find a genealogist!<\/li>\n<li>Genealogists do it in libraries or in trees.<\/li>\n<li>Sign for a genealogist\u2019s home office: Family research zone. Disturb at your peril.<\/li>\n<li>I am addicted to genealogy.<\/li>\n<li>Who\u2019s your great great granddaddy?<\/li>\n<li>I only research genealogy on days that end in \u201cy.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5947\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5947\" style=\"width: 246px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-pinterest-genealogy-family-quotes.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5947\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-pinterest-genealogy-family-quotes\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-pinterest-genealogy-family-quotes.png\" alt=\"a screenshot of GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cGenealogy &amp; Family Quotes\u201d Pinterest board\" width=\"246\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cGenealogy &amp; Family Quotes\u201d Pinterest board<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Good Advice for Genealogists<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Remember that when a family member passes away, they take a library of memories with them. It\u2019s a genealogist\u2019s duty to record them before that happens.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy is like a magic mirror. Look into it, and pretty soon, interesting faces appear.<\/li>\n<li>The kind of ancestors you have is not as important as the kindness of their descendants.<\/li>\n<li>If you are the last living link between your grandparents and your grandchildren\u2014don\u2019t break the chain.<\/li>\n<li>If you don\u2019t want your descendants to put a twisted spin on your life story, write it yourself!<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re the family photographer (and not showing up in photos), your family historian descendants will become upset with you.<\/li>\n<li>To get your family tree done the fastest, run for political office. Your opponents will have it completed way before the election, and then you can resign if you really didn\u2019t wish to run in the first place.<\/li>\n<li>Many genealogists neglect telling their own stories, while in the midst of telling the stories about others. Don\u2019t let that happen to your family.<\/li>\n<li>Your children may not thank you, but if you preserve the family genealogy your great great great great descendants will remember you as super-great!<\/li>\n<li>If someone\u2019s picture looks like they don\u2019t belong in the family tree, well, maybe they don\u2019t.<\/li>\n<li>Some think it\u2019s best to grow a family tree one leaf at a time\u2014but as with the spring, you may find that many buds can be produced at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t take life seriously. Every genealogist knows nobody gets out alive.<\/li>\n<li>If at first you don\u2019t succeed, search, search again. That is why we call it re-search.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-mirror-faces.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5948\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-genealogy-mirror-faces\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-mirror-faces.png\" alt=\"Genealogy saying: &quot;Genealogy is like a magic mirror. Look into it, and pretty soon, interesting faces appear.&quot;\" width=\"342\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-mirror-faces.png 342w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-genealogy-mirror-faces-300x171.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 342px) 100vw, 342px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hilarious Observations about Genealogists<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Genealogists don\u2019t get Alzheimer\u2019s, they just lose their census.<\/li>\n<li>Eventually, all genealogists come to their census.<\/li>\n<li>Housework avoidance strategy: Genealogy!<\/li>\n<li>There\u2019s a fine line between a packrat and a serious family historian.<\/li>\n<li>A home with everything in its place, and a place for everything, means you\u2019re not well suited for genealogy!<\/li>\n<li>Can\u2019t find enough ancestors? No problem. Let me adopt you. I&#8217;ve got more than enough to share.<\/li>\n<li>Does your family coat of arms have too many or too few sleeves?<\/li>\n<li>Taking your children to meet family at a reunion is often an effective form of birth control.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogical paydirt is discovering the ancestor who was the family packrat!<\/li>\n<li>Heredity might be better spelled as heir-edity.<\/li>\n<li>I can\u2019t find my ancestors, so they must have been in a witness protection program!<\/li>\n<li>Motivated genealogists scan once\u2014and then share across the Internet!<\/li>\n<li>A genealogist\u2019s bad heir day is when you can\u2019t find what you are looking for.<\/li>\n<li>A genealogist\u2019s filing system usually incorporates the floor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-packrat-family-historian.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5949\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-packrat-family-historian\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-packrat-family-historian.png\" alt=\"Genealogy saying: &quot;There's a fine line between a packrat and a serious family historian.&quot;\" width=\"339\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-packrat-family-historian.png 339w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-packrat-family-historian-300x193.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oxymorons, Enigmas &amp; Theories about Genealogy<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Oxymoron: \u201cI love history, but I dislike genealogy.\u201d Don\u2019t you want to tell these people that genealogy is family history?<\/li>\n<li>Genealogical enigma: How so many published trees record people who died before they were born.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy theorem: There is a 100% chance that those elusive ancestors weren\u2019t interested in genealogy.<\/li>\n<li>Genealogy theorem: The odds that you are related to yourself are probably not less than 100%.<\/li>\n<li>Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we\u2019re all related.<\/li>\n<li>Murphy\u2019s Law of Genealogy: Your ancestor\u2019s maiden name will be recorded on the one record page that is missing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Funny Cemetery Quotes<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>A genealogist is a person who leaves no stone unearthed.<\/li>\n<li>A cemetery is a marble garden not to be taken for granite.<\/li>\n<li>Selecting a tombstone is usually a monumental task.<\/li>\n<li>Go ahead and honk your horn in the cemetery. It\u2019s not possible to wake the dead.<\/li>\n<li>A cemetery is where \u201cdown under\u201d takes on an entirely new meaning.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5950\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5950\" style=\"width: 246px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-pinterest-our-ancestors-said.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5950\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-pinterest-our-ancestors-said\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-pinterest-our-ancestors-said.png\" alt=\"a screenshot of GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cOur Ancestors Said...\u201d Pinterest board\" width=\"246\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5950\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GenealogyBank\u2019s \u201cOur Ancestors Said&#8230;\u201d Pinterest board<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>You Know You\u2019re a Genealogist if&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if the top item on your Christmas list is a genealogy subscription!<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if your email contact list contains more distant cousins than immediate family.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you\u2019ve ever tried to inspire the next generation by whispering in a newborn\u2019s ear, \u201cGenealogy is fun.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you evaluate the surnames of acquaintances (along with complete strangers) to see how they might be related.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you know all the maiden names of all your female friends\u2014and if you don\u2019t, you surreptitiously try to discover them.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you secretly celebrate a forebear\u2019s birthday.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if the highlight of your last trip was a cemetery visit.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if no family member is ever treated as a black sheep (everyone is welcome).<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist when you realize your collection of DNA results is more important than your nick knacks.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you immediately understand these abbreviations: BC, DC, MC and VR.<\/li>\n<li>Answer the first associated words that come to mind: Ellis, family and vital. If you answered Island, history and record, you know you\u2019ve become a genealogist.<\/li>\n<li>You might be a genealogist if you think family history is an ancestral game of hide and seek.<\/li>\n<li>You might be a genealogist if dead people are more interesting to you than the living.<\/li>\n<li>You might be a genealogist if you love living in the past lane.<\/li>\n<li>You might be a genealogist if the phrase \u201crelatively speaking\u201d holds a truly unique meaning.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if a scanner and archival storage containers are more exciting gifts than jewelry (female) or football tickets (male).<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you know what inst. and ult. stand for.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you\u2019ve ever repurposed your dining room table, and panic at anyone going near it.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if your vacation bucket list includes Fort Wayne, Salt Lake City, and Washington, D.C. (hopefully all in the same year).<\/li>\n<li>You know your friend is not a genealogist if he\/she doesn\u2019t understand why these are top vacation destinations.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if there is a courthouse programmed into your GPS.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you\u2019ve ever had your photo taken in front of a tombstone and you were actually smiling!<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you know more about the past than the present.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you know what a GEDCOM and an ahnentafel are.<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you have no problem substituting your great great grandmother\u2019s maiden name for your mother\u2019s (in answer to a security question).<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re a genealogist if you can name the county for most major cities in the United States! Admit it\u2014many of you can assign these cities to their correct county: Atlanta, Cleveland, Newark, Houston, San Francisco&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>If you think your family is normal, you probably aren\u2019t a genealogist!<\/li>\n<li>You know you\u2019re hopelessly hooked on genealogy if you say \u201cHoney, I\u2019ll just be a few minutes on the computer,\u201d and then find yourself awestruck by the sunrise.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-family-normal.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5951\" title=\"photo-0122-2014-family-normal\" src=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-family-normal.png\" alt=\"Genealogy saying: &quot;If you think your family is normal, you probably aren't a genealogist!&quot;\" width=\"341\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-family-normal.png 341w, https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo-0122-2014-family-normal-300x162.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to leave you with my favorite saying: \u201cGenealogy isn\u2019t just a pastime; it\u2019s a passion!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>GenealogyBank\u2019s Pinterest Boards<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019d like to laugh a little and enjoy more genealogy sayings and quotes, be sure to visit these Pinterest boards.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Genealogy &amp; Family Quotes<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/genealogybank\/genealogy-family-quotes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/genealogybank\/genealogy-family-quotes\/<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Our Ancestors Said&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/genealogybank\/our-ancestors-said\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.pinterest.com\/genealogybank\/our-ancestors-said\/<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this article, genealogist Mary Harrell-Sesniak presents 101 of the funniest or most touching genealogy sayings that she\u2019s encountered in her career.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":47293,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12641],"tags":[12,5322,24355],"class_list":["post-5943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor-sayings","tag-genealogy","tag-humor","tag-quotes-and-sayings"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/illustration-0111-2017-featured-graphic-laughing-lady.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5943"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84055,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5943\/revisions\/84055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.genealogybank.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}